Stupid fat man

Well I did go to the SPCA but there was this mean man there and he was horizontally well endowed. I hate him. Arg. He never once smiled. AND he was wearing a santa hat! He said I need to be with a parent to be in the small animal area. HELLO! I'm eighteen! How old do I have to be until I can go by myself? 20? What a stupid man.

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